This site is the culmination of 4,000 years of marketing training and practice. I have mastered the art of manyiness and continue to strive for perfection within my craft.

Handed down to me were the 14 keys of success, for which all but 2 remain while the others have been lost like old VHS copies of my child-hood favorites Shirt-tails and Heathcliff.

What the heck did he just say…???

Basically I have no clue.